zoyalina:

alina: the only way to destroy the fold is by destroying you
the darkling: 🔪 destroy mE? 😂 The only 🦌 thing you can 💥 destroy 😈 is my co-🍆 mY CORE** 🍆 because my POWER 🔥 never falters 🔥 Morozova 4:13 🙏

(Source: mahitoluvr, via eurydiyce-deactivated20181214)

thoughtfulpotato:

Tag yourself as an organic compound (or hydrogen fluoride)!

(via cardangreenbriar)

nudne:

hey if ur lgbt reblog this and tag ur opinion on wearing socks to bed

(via roryglimore)

asgardreid:

lizardsister:

scott pilgrim straight up killed people though and nobody cared

That’s just how Toronto is

(via roryglimore)

lollaterbyeeee:

This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you. Even if school, work or general life isn’t okay, you’ll get through it because you are damn strong and amazing.

(via collinslily)

smolperalta:

i’m so into reading tags like 500 of y’all could be reblogging my stuff and tag it as ‘me’ and ‘mood’ and nothing else and i’d still read every single one of y’alls tags

(Source: softlenaluthor, via cardangreenbriar)

symmerta:

i hate my dumb obsessed ass, why do i let fictional things become my reason for living

(via judecardan)

When half the fandom ships your NOTP

communistcoppola:

ok but what is your favorite movie????? the one that you can watch at any time and it just takes you to that special place…. like … you’re real favorite movie, not the movie you tell to impress people :( the one that you unashamedly love with all your heart and would prob watch on your final day 

(via pynch)

dghda characters (a summary)

smokeymonster:

dork: sunshine child; actual purest being in the universe; will kill you with a kitten; made a hobbit cry once

frodo: smol & angry; not your watson, asshole!; (is actually totally your watson); karma is a holistic bitch

pharaoh: thou shalt worship her badassery; could probably kill you with her bra; her hair is its own character

a-man-duh: actually not a man; has four vampire boyfriends (suck on that, bella!); almost beat on a swat team with a pipe wrench once

fart: what is personal hygiene; is like a leaf in the stream of creation; until she’s a piranha… in the stream of creation; totally digs barbie and the backstreet boys

barbie: doesn’t care who you are; where you’re from; what you did; as long as you don’t hurt him

mehstevez: didn’t sign up for this shit; lost his shit; fuck this shit; this is some good shit; shit!

hans zimmerfield: actually not a composer or musician of any kind; he does get played by a bow and a string though; *runs away*

numerically challenged 3: there are five of them

patrick star: horrible pet-owner; horrible time-traveller; horrible father; accidentally kills himself with a kitten

gordon rimjob: he just wanted his dog back

mislead-ia spring: bork

beachnymph:

self care is listening to Africa by Toto for 22 hours straight, staring into the void until all your feelings, impulses, muscles, and skin melt away and you are but a pile of bones vibrating along to 80’s synth wave

(via mahitoluvr)

snout:

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

(via mahitoluvr)

wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

(via nickyhemmick)

beefchoy:

normal things with creepy connotations:

1. stopped clocks
2. people accidentally speaking in unison
3. cold wind at night (when it’s not snowing)
4. seeing a light go off in a window
5. static in the air - everyone’s hair is standing up
6. slow piano music in a place that’s otherwise silent
7. finding something you lost a long time ago sitting in plain sight

(via mjnyard-blog)